listen i love vine and i’m so sad to see it go
Me: *shows basic human decency to cashier
Cashier: ??!?! Thank you! You’re the nicest person ever!
Me: are you ok
Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.
honestly
A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.
“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.
His face lit up.
“But you have to buy it yourself.”
I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.
This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.
Anonymous asked:
can I please also have a tiny bird
iguanamouth answered:
choose wisely
the first bird will unlokc any door. the second bird tells you what you want to hear. the third bird tells you what you NEED to hear. the fourth bird says nothing but its eyes say all
